Friday, June 29, 2007

Some Light Hearted Policy Ideas

1. Tax relief for anyone entering the World Beard and Moustache Championships
2. Road tax dependent on the diameter of your exhaust, automatically doubled if you drive a Vauxhall Nova
3. 100% duty rate on sovereign rings / hoop earrings
4. Law against wearing hoods over baseball caps and men wearing ankle-length socks
5. Introduce a national holiday during World Darts Championships
6. Introduction into national curriculum: lessons on the benefits of sporting a mullet hairstyle
7. Tax rebates on construction of roller-coasters in back gardens
8. Relaxing of laws governing modifications to grade 2 listed buildings, where bowling alleys will be installed
9. National distribution of life-size HM Queen posters
10. Setting-up of British Pornography Library next to British Library, with free access to all (favourites such as Anabolic Assman will be reference only)

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