As many people know, I believe in keeping foodstuffs in their natural environments and detest the mixing of fruit and meat. I would therefore introduce a law to ban:
- Hawaiian pizza
- Waldorf salads
- raisins mixed with grated carrot
- cheese and pineapple hedgehogs
etc.
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You and Tim Lovejoy (Something for the Weekend presenter). Me, I'm rather partial to a bit of cheese and pineapple. But some of Heston Blumenthal's creations are just sick (bacon and egg ice cream? snail porridge?).
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